Sacha Baumann is an artist and designer living and working in Los Angeles.

Security will be right up

The best way to get the lame ass, trucker-hat wearing, Pabst Blue Ribbon drinking, so over people sharing the penthouse floor with you to shut the hell up: call downstairs and say there is "an underage drinking party going on in the hall outside our suite."

And I was like, eavsedropping poolside

Sleeping, rushing, packing, gulping coffee