Sacha Baumann is an artist and designer living and working in Los Angeles.

And I was like, eavsedropping poolside

pink bikini: "Oh my, God! So those guys invited us up to their suite and we're like, 'sure', cuz it's one of them's birthday."

yellow bikini: "Yeah! And they said there was cake, so we're like 'Sure!' because we were partying and hungry and they were cute."

pink bikini: "Yeah, the one with the big hair was really cute. So we go up there, and oh my God, there is coke everywhere! They were inviting us up for coke, not cake!

yellow bikini: They thought we wanted coke! Oh my, God! Coke not cake!

H is for: "Home Depot"

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