Sleepwalking away

"I want to talk about your past today."

"No."

"I want to talk about you and your parents."

"They didn't buy me what I wanted for Christmas."

"What did you want for Christmas that year?"

"Hungry Hungry Hippos."

"How did you feel when you were being denied these Hungry Hungry Hippos?"

"Regret."

(Highlight from last night's Tivo extravaganza.)