Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
The stars have been rough on you this past month, and Monday and Tuesday aren't going to make you re-evaluate your anti-social tendencies. Dear Scorpio, you can plan on having mind-altering, that-was-so-amazing-and-now-we-get-to-do-it-again-because-you-don't-run-on-batteries sex at the end of the week. Enjoy it, and stay hydrated.
(once again, loving my Nerve horoscope--and the weeks-end)