Sacha Baumann is an artist and designer living and working in Los Angeles.

Who will love me in winter

I'm so packing that big suitcase.

The reports from Sundance are that Park City is cold and packed, packed with p.i.b.'s (as the locals say) and the sky is blue and there is no snow on the roads and Jenny McCarthy has Farrah hair and Don Roos can't stop smiling and Keri Russel won't smile at all.

Yeah, I'm so packing and I'm doing my part to fulfill the p.i.b. thing: Sassy black wool Miss Sixty turtleneck, silky black Wolford bodysuit, lacy black Agent Provocateur bra, cute black Juicy pants, yummy black cashmere socks, new black Via Spiga boots, lined black leather gloves, black Coach hat.

And bunch more of soft black this and wool black that and skimpy black here and rugged black there. You know. Oh, and that big white Bibendum-style jacket. Ya gotta love a big marshmallow Michelin Man jacket.

The itchy glowbo blow

Seconds of pleasure