Sacha Baumann is an artist and designer living and working in Los Angeles.

Staring at the sun

Embarassing moments in football viewing:

'Wow. Look at that, there are actually a lot of Denver fans at the game.'

Blank stare, 'They're playing in Denver.'

'Oh. Of course. Um, nevermind. Wanna another beer?'

And later....

'It's Joe Theisman. He's a pretty good announcer. And, you know, they named that trophy after him.'

Blank stare, 'Uh, sure....He had a terrible, terrible leg break and then his career was over.'

'Is that why they named the trophy after him? Because he broke his leg?'

Blank stare, disbelief, 'It's the Heisman trophy, not the Theisman trophy.'

'Really? Are you sure?'

Dry your eyes

1967, the year of Perry Mason