Just had to buy another copy of Lolita after I found this one with the best inscription:
22 Jan 74
(And get into the pseudonyms) Despite efforts, aphathetic (one word!) person gets head screwed around, never, never to be same again. I don't like oysters but I do like broccoli, 'specially with melted butter. I am honest, I am wasted, and I don't wanna be Humber Humbert anymore. Enjoy, svelte tempretress, lissome swan.