Sacha Baumann is an artist and designer living and working in Los Angeles.

Moment of clarity

Friday night beauty tip: before heading out, do not drink a sugar-free Red Bull and Absolut Citron and then attempt to give yourself a quick, last minute manicure while sitting on the leather couch and listening to The Grey Album really loud.

Bad things happen to your nails and the couch. Nail polish remover works on nails, but is not so good on leather.

The celebrity sighting later: Emilo Estevez looking sort of Patrick Swazye-ish.

Some girls

Check the rhyme