Sacha Baumann is an artist and designer living and working in Los Angeles.

Could be worse, could have Duckie's hairdo

The thing I'm discovering about my new springtime haircut is that: being a curly haired woman with very short bangs requires a little more attention then just having a bunch of curly, messy hair bouncing around.

I may actually have to buy my first hairbrush. It's hard to keep the bangs straight. So this morning when I was grimacing and trying to finger-comb them into something other then a curlicue, I thought, my God! I have the "Pretty In Pink" haircut!

I had to look it up to be sure:

It's not quite as bad as I thought. My hair is much longer. And I'm a bottle blonde, not a henna head. And I have much better taste in clothes. What an 'effin hideous dress. Nice shoulders though. (I always thought she should have gone for Steff instead of Blane.)

Where's the nurse's office?

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