Sacha Baumann is an artist and designer living and working in Los Angeles.

A is for: "anthropomorphizing"

I am sure that the effin' blue jay that woke me up at 5:47 this morning saw that mybedroom window was open, knew that I was the chick that threw pine cones at it the day before, and decided to return the favor by squawking endlessly and so loudly that I could not stand it any longer and had to get up.

Bastard.

Oh Laker, my Laker

Never did make it to the dance