Sacha Baumann is an artist and designer living and working in Los Angeles.

Dinner at eight in the suburbs

I bought seven handbags at Barney's today even though I was only shopping for two oh-so-cute teenage girly-girls for x-mas. So the other five are going to men I know, I guess.

The United Mileage Plus visa card is so full of miles. It is so raining. The football game is so dumb. The house is so quiet. The cat bit me so hard. It's so that kind of night.

A poetic retelling of an unfortunate seduction

Falling out of love at this volume