The kitchen smells like lemons and pastry and the counter is covered with beautiful little lemon tartlets that are pilled high with golden meringue. Yummy, yummy.
I'm off to a holiday party because people like to throw those kinds of things this time of year. And I like to go to them. Along with the sweets I'm also bringing along the ingredients for my new favorite cocktail: gin, lemons, sugar, and Champagne.
Lemon tarts and French 75's, are you kidding me?
Being of the superior atheist faith, I don't like listening to songs about Jesus, so I'm bringing along my own music too.
And even though I don't like Santa, I do look good in red, so I'm going with the traditional x-mas colors and wearing my very sassy red and white Betsey Johnson dress and the high, high red Miu Miu's.
As a gift for the lovely host I'm bringing a copy of the beautiful piece of prose by Dylan Thomas, 'A Child's Christmas In Wales'. Happy holidays.